Brian Jones' lameass homepage

• Looking for a damned good UNIX guy. Here's my very out of date resume in plain text or MS Word format.
• Who the hell is Brian Jones?
• Volleyball - The only sport that matters. Well, OK. The only one I'm any good at anyway.
• My 1999 Honda VFR800 Interceptor.
• A few pics of my car at Sears Point.
• Java Homework.

Q: Why is this page so dull?

A:

1. I like it that way.
2. Graphics take forever to load.
3. Content over form.
4. It looks just like every other web page viewed with Lynx!
5. I don't actually have any cool pictures.
6. or backgrounds.

• At Home: bjones@cheesewhiz.castlejones.net